doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
