she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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