Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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