glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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