i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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