I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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