i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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