dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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