try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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