I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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