??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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