if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Please don't give away my fajitas
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