Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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