Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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