called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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