Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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