Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
My feet surprised me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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