Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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