ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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