I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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