Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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