Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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