So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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