Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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