I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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