we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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