SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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