Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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