i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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