Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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