To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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