And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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