i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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