we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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