I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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