hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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