STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I need water and some morals
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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