Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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