Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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