Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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