i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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