you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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