So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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