Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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