I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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