I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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