If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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