I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Send help, water and tortillas.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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