I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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