Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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