everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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