He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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