Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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